Hearing impaired I said. I’m hearing impaired. Could you please rephrase what you just said?
Oh, I’m sorry, I know how to fingerspell and sign.
No, sorry, I don’t sign, I’m hearing impaired.
I just need you to give me the “subject” and then rephrase what you said. I’m just not catching what you are trying to tell me.
I know you heard what I said a few minutes ago. You even responded correctly. Okay, okay, I’ll repeat it.
WOULDDD YYYOOUU LIKE-IKE TOO LOOO-UCK AAATTT A CASHAWEL OUT-FITTT OR WOULD YOUUUU LIKE-IKE TOO LOOKK AT AYYYY DRESSY OUT-FITTT?
You don’t have to exaggerate your mouth movements and you don’t have to yell. That makes it even harder for me to understand what you’re saying. It distorts all the words.
Well, how do you know I’m YEEELLLLLING?
Did I mention I’m deaf?
Oh no, I’m soooooo sorry, but I bet you’re a great lipreader. But wait, I can sign to you. I took one class in college 12 years ago.
Never mind! I’ll buy an outfit online.